flickr photo by: danielmayritif you've never perused the 'overheard in new york' blog you're missing out on a great resource. it's full of wonderful exchanges, some of which i swear will be in my next script. like this one:
Guy #1: Yeah, she's hot and a violent kisser, but her twin sister is so needy.
Guy #2: Needy how?
Guy #1: She's all like, "But we share everything!"
Guy #2: Fuck you, dude. Fuck you.
2 deep thoughts:
Read it as often as I can...
Student #1: You can't be racist against midgets.
Student #2: What about a race of midgets? You know there were islands where scientists found four foot elephants.
Student #1: All elephants are four feet.
Dude, I troll that site all the time!
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